Dan Bull - Bull Is The Spider Lyrics
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    Bull Is The Spider

    [Verse 1]
    I am a Spider, hi, how are you?
    Four pairs of walking boots, I'm Anansi Sinatra
    Sitting peacefully, content with mingling
    Until the evening, when my evil senses get to tingling
    But isn't it a great time, chilling in the daytime?
    Until the night arrives, and then it's playtime
    I'll wear four air force pairs at the same time
    Connect you to my web before giving you some face time
    Many a brave knight gave a brave fight
    Until I made a dinner plate of his grave site
    In the daytimе I'm a web designer
    Thеn when the night time arrives I get kind of wild

    [Chorus 1]
    I'm crawling up your wall
    Black and hairy, very small
    Now I'm up above your head
    Hanging by a little thread
    Creepy, crawly
    Creepy, crawly
    Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
    Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
    Bull is the Spider

    [Verse 2]
    Look, I'm a giant, ungoliant, a Shelob, an Aragog
    An Arukenimon, and I wreck anyone I can, I'm Pog
    A self-propelling hairy hand with eight fingers
    Wrapped around a pair of scary fangs, ornate pincers
    Wait a moment, I must finish up a few things
    Wrap up a customer, pick up a couple loose strings
    Circadian mood swings change the way I do things
    I could lose a few limbs, and just be like: "Oops, cringe"
    Went in to the dentist, and I said to them: "My tooth stings"
    They didn't find the double entendre, too amusing
    And I may not be tall, but when I'm climbing up the walls
    Right behind you, you'll be frightened, while you're trying not to fall
    Right down into the dungeon, find yourself in a conundrum
    Right in time cause I'm inviting you to help me out with luncheon

    [Chorus 2]
    I'm climbing up your spout
    Creepy, crawly
    That rain won't wash me out
    Creepy, crawly
    I'm climbing up your spout
    Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
    Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
    Your mates won't hear you shout
    Bull is the Spider

    [Verse 3]
    I'm a brain on legs, Animated in my Element
    And when I'm spitting Venom it's as if I'm Eminem
    Picking up the pen again, and dip it in the poison
    Liquify your innards, turn your organs into Hoi Sin
    So bring your boys in, tell them this'll hurt
    With the main course finished, then I'll have them for dessert
    Inciting paranoia with a side of violent nausea
    Call me Dali or Bunuel, while I'm about to slice your cornea
    A primordial killer, debilitating prey
    With serrated razor blades dipped in danger mayonnaise
    I'll eat you in my own home like a takeaway
    So just let the venom penetrate your brain like theta waves
    It needn't have to happen in a painful way
    So lay awake, breathe, count down from ten, and then fade away

    [Chorus 1]
    I'm crawling up your wall
    Creepy, crawly
    Black and hairy, very small
    Creepy, crawly
    Now I'm up above your head
    Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
    Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
    Hanging by a little thread
    Bull is the Spider

    [Verse 4]
    Well, hello again, friend, I'm a Skeleton
    Hopping on your back like Aladdin on an elephant
    Accessorising Spiders like a bonewhite petticoat
    But we know I'm only here to maximise the SEO
    We're just some friendly bros, but to you we're deadly foes
    Dropping every flow like a heavy load wherever we go
    So let's go, Skeleton, my exoskeleton
    Is ready to propel us to the next little fellow
    That we find in the mine, digging Redstone
    Diamonds, we'll kindly provide him a nice little headstone
    Inscribed with the line: "Was alive, now he's dead" LOL
    (Laughing)

    [Chorus 2]
    I'm climbing up your spout
    That rain won't wash me out
    I'm climbing up your spout
    Your mates won't hear you shout
    Creepy, crawly
    Creepy, crawly
    Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
    Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
    Bull is the Spider

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