Lady Gaga - Telephone Music Video Script Lyrics
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    Telephone Music Video Script

    Streamline PRESENTS

    A Serial Pictures FIX

    TELEPHONE

    STARRING Lady Gaga & Beyoncé

    AND Tyrese Gibson

    COUNTY JAIL, FEBRUARY 11, 2010 PRISON FOR BITCHES

    Jail Guard: Ooh, in-comin'.

    Prisoner #1: We are gonna make you swim out of here in your own blood, bitch.

    Lady Gaga: Hello, baby.

    Prisoner #2: Come over here, bitch. Let's get some pussy, yo bitch.

    Prisoner #3: ??

    Prisoner #4: Oh little mama, ay mami.

    Police #1: I told you she didn't have a dick.

    Police #2: Too bad.

    Speaker: Lady Gaga, you've got a call.


    Prisoner #5: You ain't got nothing.

    Prisoner #6: What's up, girl?

    Prisoner #7: Bitch.

    Prisoner #8: Go girl, get that bitch.

    Prisoner #9: Get her.

    Prisoner #10: Whooo.

    Speakеr: Beyoncé on the line for Gaga.


    Guard #1: I'ts your lucky day, somе idiot bailed you out.

    Guard #2: You'll be back, honey.

    Beyoncé: You've been a very bad girl. A very very bad bad girl, Gaga.

    Lady Gaga: Mmh, honey-B.


    Lady Gaga: Are you sure you want to do this, honey-B?

    Beyoncé: What do you mean if I'm sure?

    Lady Gaga: You know what they say, once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger.

    Beyoncé: You know Gaga, trust is like a mirror. You can fix it if it's broke.

    Lady Gaga: But you can still see the crack in that motherfuckers reflection.

    Radio: This is radio K-U-K, this is Lady Gaga featuring Beyoncé in "Telephone".


    Beyoncé: HI HONEY.

    Tyrese Gibson: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, B#?/7&?

    Tyrese Gibson: WHAT THE F**K IS YOUR PROBLEM?

    POISON

    SMACK!

    Customer: ワンピース! (One piece!)

    POISON TV

    COOK'N'KILL

    RECIPES

    .................

    • 1 oz. Rat PoiSon

    • 1/2 oz. Meta-cyanide

    • 1/2 oz. Fex-M3

    • 1 cup Tiberium

    Shake and Stir

    GOOD LUCK!


    Beyoncé: I knew you would take all the honey, you selfish motherfucker.

    EIN...

    ZWEI...

    DREI!


    Reporter: Here at the scene of the crime appears to be a mass homicide, police are on the search for two women said to be fleeing the scene of the crime in Pussy Wagon.


    Lady Gaga: We did it honey-B. Now let's go far far away from here.

    Beyoncé: You promise we will never come back?

    Lady Gaga: I promise.

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