Lauren Bacall - One of the Boys Lyrics
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    One of the Boys

    [MAURY]
    By the power vested in me by the Ink Pot Saloon
    I hereby dub Tess Harding
    Occasionally known as Tessie Cat, meow!
    Former scourge of all mankind
    As a newly elected member of the good old guys
    And welcome to the club!

    [CARTOONISTS]
    Come ye men, misogynistic
    Who reject all female bores
    To be informed by means most mystic
    Now and then some broad is one of the boys

    [TESS, spoken]
    Gee, thanks, boys. Wanna wrestle?

    (sung)
    I'm one of the girls, who's one of the boys
    Enjoying the jokes and the smokes and the noise
    You wanna go fishing? Well, hand me the reel
    I majored in poker, so shut up and deal!

    I'm one of the gals, who's one of the guys
    So, put up your dukes and I'll blacken your eyes
    Behind all the Gucci, the Pucci and pearls
    I'm one of the boys, although I'm one of the girls

    I'm one of the does, who's one of the stags
    I chug-a-lug brews when I lose on the nags
    Forget the Max Factor you find on my face
    For barbershop fours, I'm a fabulous bass

    I'm one of the queens, who's one of the drones
    Just hand me the dice and I'll rattle your bones
    In spite of the dress, the finesse and the poise
    I'm one of the girls, although I'm one of the boys

    I'm one of the girls, who's one of the boys
    Enjoying the jokes and the smokes and the noise
    You wanna go fishing? Well, hand me the reel
    I majored in poker, so shut up and deal!

    I'm one of the gals, who's one of the guys
    So, put up your dukes and I'll blacken your eyes
    In spite of the dress, the finesse and the poise
    I'm one of the girls, although I'm one of the boys

    [CARTOONISTS]
    She's one of the dames, who's one of the knights
    Her Friday night treat is a seat for the fights

    [TESS]
    I love to go stroke with a varsity crew
    You wanna play snooker? Well, chalk up your cue!

    I'm one of the Janes, who's one of the Joes
    Just hold my cigar while I powder my nose
    I've layers of lacquer, a lady enjoys
    I've earrings and bracelets and various toys
    But I love when I've slipped into ripped corduroys

    Because I'm one of the girls
    I am one of the girls
    One of the girls
    Who's one of the boys!

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