Super Famous Fun Time Guys - Watercooler Recap Lyrics
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    Watercooler Recap

    [Verse 1: Whipstick, Mr 8 Legz]
    Yo Friday right, yo I left work like hella early
    What time was that? Something stupid like eleven thirty
    Why don't you just call off? That's like when you fuckin' get here
    Look, why don't you just shut the fuck up and listen, it's quite disturbing (Alright)
    I found this bitch passed out at the bar (Uh huh)
    And now she's passed out drunk in the trunk of my car (Go on)
    Take her back into the crib ['cause yo I'm back like Jafar?] (Good reference)
    But it's getting kinda late so then I'm back at it tomorrow
    And it's Saturday! Ripped her fucking eyebrows off with masking tape (Jesus!)
    Masturbated on thе stupid bitch's face, I'm that abrasive (Hahaha)
    Allocated all hеr funds for all the fun, I'm that impatient
    Salivated from a sandwich half her tongue had masticated
    (Yeah!) When ain't nobody try to hang with ya
    (Nah!) Kidnap a skank to leave a thank you bruh
    Kickin' screamin' and cryin', nobody's comin' savin' ya
    So shut the fuck up slut, I'm watchin' Wrestlemania

    [Chorus]
    Hey! We don't need a reason
    To be out here, leavin' 'em bleedin'
    Got three days bro, if we ain't sleepin'
    We gonna ([?]) kill the week for the weekend
    Kill the week, ([?]) kill the week ([?])
    Kill the week, kill the week for the weekend
    Kill the week, ([?]) kill the week ([?])
    Kill the week, kill the week for the weekend

    [Verse 2: Mr 8 Legz, Whipstick]
    Yo that sounds eventful, guarantee mine's better
    What the fuck did you do? Well
    Oh you know, I just went and had my suit pressed (Yeah) ([Word?])
    Deposited my new check then had nude sex (No)
    You know the type where you're completely fuckin' nude? (Yes)
    It was that kind with a fine dime and a duplex ([Say word?])
    Got my ass ate, sent the video to group text (What the fuck)
    'Fore I left, I broke her brittle neck during a suplex (Haha)
    Really thought she was just sellin' it for a minute
    I left the body out front then alerted all the tenants
    Like, "Yeah, I don't know what the fuck happened in there" (What)
    Stubbed my toe on the way out, (Shit!) so I hit the clinic
    And by clinic I meant WebMB, I think I'm schizophrenic
    I had all the listed symptoms, as you know I'm really timid
    And I believe everything I read online, 'cause I'm a fuckin' dumb shit! (Shut up, fucker!)
    Got rejected by this chick, pissed inside her Sunkist
    Said I got herpes, bitch, quit with your assumptions (Haha)
    She called the cops, I cold-cocked her in her plump lips
    Ran a couple blocks and hit the shop for some Fun Dip

    [Chorus]
    Hey! We don't need a reason
    To be out here, leavin' 'em bleedin'
    Got three days bro, if we ain't sleepin'
    We gonna ([?]) kill the week for the weekend
    Kill the week, ([?]) kill the week ([?])
    Kill the week, kill the week for the weekend
    Kill the week, ([?]) kill the week ([?])
    Kill the week, kill the week for the weekend

    [Verse 3: Mr 8 Legz, Whipstick]
    Fuck this week, I gotta finish a commission (Oh boo hoo)
    Thursday I got my like ninth intervention (Yeah you're the problem)
    I don't know why they bother, it's obvious I don't listen
    And why the fuck would a heartfelt speech make any difference? (I worked really hard on it!)
    [?] Friday at five, get back to my mission
    Ruinin' peoples' lives, keepin' up the tradition (Piece of shit)
    Find that bitch from the weekend and go right to her doorstep
    And say "My dick's got a big head" (Doctor Neo Cortex!)

    [Verse 4: Whipstick, Mr 8 Legz]
    Monday through Friday, I got the mentality happily
    I'll stab you in the abdomen and call a fatality (What?)
    But once that weekend hits, [I rocks the sequence?], bitch
    Moonwalkin' on your face with spiked cleats and shit (I bet)
    Upload it to the internet [four sequences?]
    So I can maximize my views for six weeks and shit (Shit)
    'Cause I'm a dark web superstar, it's nice to meet you, kid
    In the red room you're dead so your life I'm leavin' with (Bitch)

    [Chorus]
    Hey! We don't need a reason
    To be out here, leavin' 'em bleedin'
    Got three days bro, if we ain't sleepin'
    We gonna ([?]) kill the week for the weekend
    Kill the week, ([?]) kill the week ([?])
    Kill the week, kill the week for the weekend
    Kill the week, ([?]) kill the week ([?])
    Kill the week, kill the week for the weekend

    [Outro: Whipstick, Mr 8 Legz]
    Yeah, so I know like, neither of us really work here
    Or like have like a good job or a job at that
    Well yeah, for sure
    Uh but Johnson expects one us to fill out and turn in the TPS report soon
    Ooh
    You should get on that
    Who the fuck is Johnson?

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