I met her at the cafe
Other day coming home from the back way
No lie bro she took me to the pad straight
I was finna put that ass in a back brace
Know we got the sheets jumping like a sack race
Till her homie pulled up at the back gate
And bust though the door like max payne
Big 40 on his hip like shaq waist
Damn near busted through the glass pane
When I jumped out the window ass naked
Almost made it home like more than half way
When the cops seen me running right past 8th
Picked me up and slappеd me with a class a
Went to pay my bail but my cash stayed
In thе place I had pants last that’s great
And that’s why I hadn’t seen you in the past day
Why you laughin mane

I’ll tell stories that you’ll never forget, if you got a few come on and get
A chair cause we talking that shit
Just to be talking that shit just to be talking that shit
We just gone sit a round and get lit
Probably drink a lil bit
Too much and be talking that shit just to be talking that shit just to be talking that shit

We was posted at the jack couple blocks dine
Patna seen a group of thots
And let they shot fly
Location to the spot
And told em drop by
Homie say he outta brew but he got box wine
Got time need to slide to the liquor store
Say he gon buy the bottles that the bytches want
So if they ain’t cuttin he gon send em home
Like hit the door
But he start vibing with the sister tho
Said he had her in the room and she was getting low
And then he woke up in the morning all his shyt was gone
Hit her phone
But she already had his calls blocked
Dog hot she took his wallet watch and loud stash
Down bad he wanna find out where she lounge at
And now he gotta focus on the bounce back
Like all this for some box from her foul ass
Out crashed and she got in her little brown bag
Yea

I’ll tell stories that you’ll never forget
If you got a few come on and get
A chair cause we talking that shit
Just to be talking that shit just to be talking that shit
We just gone sit a round and get lit
Probably drink a lil bit
Too much and be talking that shit just to be talking that shit just to be talking that shit